☣LUNCHIE'SWORLD☣

// YOUR OWN AI SECURITY & REPAIR WORKSTATION

FREE 30-DAY TRIAL — EARLY ACCESS

One app that reads your PC's own crash logs and fixes them safely, runs 255+ AI models — including five that work fully offline — ships 200+ security tools, detects AI-generated content, researches threats region by region, and ships a real privacy suite: Tor, encrypted DNS, a VPN kill switch and 3-pass secure deletion.

255+AI models
31Providers
200+Security tools
5Offline models
6AI detectors
0Telemetry calls

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The PC Doctor

// Diagnose & Repair

Most PC problems are already written down in your Windows event logs — nobody bothers to read them. This does, decodes them, and hands you a plan you can approve.

Crash Detective

Reads the last 30 days of blue screens, unexpected shutdowns, driver resets and app faults, then explains what actually caused each one.

  • Graphics driver resets traced to the real device
  • Blue screen stop codes decoded into plain English
  • Freeze and hard-reboot timeline reconstruction

Honest Health Score

A single 0–100 score built from live data, with only real problems counted. No invented warnings designed to scare you into upgrading.

  • Startup, memory, disk and driver health
  • Event-log analysis over a 30-day window
  • Before/after reports so you can see the change

Safe One-Click Fixes

Every fix writes a System Restore point first and waits for your approval. Nothing is applied silently, ever.

  • Repair Windows component store
  • Unstick pending Windows updates
  • Clear junk, optimise startup, speed up boot
  • Driver updates and background maintenance

255+ AI Models. One Router.

// Pick The Brain For The Job

Type the task, and the router picks the model that handles it best — or name the model yourself. Five run completely offline on your own hardware, so the most sensitive work never touches a network at all.

Offline & On-Device

Ollama models downloaded and run locally. Airplane-mode capable, zero data transfer, unlimited free use.

  • Llama 3.2 3B
  • Qwen 2.5 7B
  • Qwen 2.5 Coder 7B
  • Moondream (vision)
  • Nomic Embed (embeddings & RAG)

Free Cloud Keys

Add one free key and the "super brain" unlocks — fast frontier models at zero cost, used only when you ask.

  • Groq — Llama 3.3 70B, Mixtral
  • Google Gemini — Flash, Pro, Deep Think
  • OpenRouter — 12 curated models
  • Pollinations — no key needed

Free Claude Code Proxy

The app also ships a local proxy that opens up 200 more models from 61 upstream providers — NVIDIA NIM, LM Studio, llama.cpp, Groq, Gemini, Mistral, Cohere, DeepSeek, Z.ai, SambaNova, Hugging Face and more — through one endpoint. Claude Code and VS Code can point at it directly.

  • Run fcc-server to start the proxy locally
  • Per-model routing: Opus, Sonnet, Haiku and Fable each map to their own backend
  • Automatic failover when a provider errors
  • Works with any OpenAI- or Anthropic-compatible client

Premium Providers

Bring your own key for the heavy reasoning work: long documents, deep research, large codebases.

  • Claude — 13 models
  • Mistral, Cohere, DeepSeek
  • Zhipu, Nvidia NIM, SambaNova
  • Hugging Face inference
Claude Sonnet 4Claude Opus 4Claude Haiku Gemini 2.5 ProGemini 2.5 FlashGemini Deep Think Llama 3.3 70BLlama 3.2 3BQwen 2.5 72B DeepSeek R1DeepSeek V3Mixtral 8x22B Command R+Command RGLM-4 Plus GLM-4 AirNemotron 70BNemotron 8B Llama 3.1 8BMistral LargeOpenRouter x12 Cohere CommandZhipu GLMSambaNova Kimi K3GLM 5.3 FlashDeepSeek V4 Gemma 4MiniMax M3Qwen3 Coder + 200 via Free Claude Code

200+ Security Tools, Catalogue In, Hand In

// Defensive & Authorized Offensive Work

A curated catalogue spanning reconnaissance, vulnerability scanning, web and network analysis, forensics, malware triage and CTF material. Every tool is documented with real usage notes, and offensive tooling only engages against targets you have explicitly authorized in your own configuration.

Recon & Scanning

Nuclei with 7000+ templates, plus a curated toolchain for enumeration, port scanning and service fingerprinting across global and China-specific template packs.

  • Nuclei, Nmap, Amass, subfinder
  • Directory, subdomain and certificate enumeration
  • Vulnerability class coverage mapped to CVEs

Web & Network

Web app assessment, API security checks, TLS and header analysis, plus network-side tooling for the systems you are responsible for.

  • API security: auth, BOLA, rate limits, SSRF classes
  • TLS/SSL and security-header auditing
  • Packet and traffic analysis helpers

Forensics & Research

Digital forensics, malware triage, indicator extraction and research tooling — plus AI-assisted build and repair workflows for the systems you maintain.

  • Artifact extraction and timeline building
  • Malware triage and IOC harvesting
  • AI-assisted pentest planning and reporting

Regional Threat Research

// Live, Local, Translated

Cybersecurity does not look the same everywhere. Ask for research scoped to a region and the app runs a live search with that region's sources and locales, then translates the findings into English so you can act on them.

● CHINA ● RUSSIA ● SOUTH KOREA ● TAIWAN ● HONG KONG ● GLOBAL

One Command

Ask in plain language: "research China for ransomware targeting manufacturing." The app searches live, pulls current reporting, and returns it translated and summarized.

Translated Results

Findings come back in readable English with sources attached, so a report written in another language is still usable on your desk.

Honest Limits

Some regions throttle automated queries. When a source rate-limits, the app says so instead of inventing results, and retries on the next engine.

AI Content Detection

// Is This Text or a Machine?

Six independent detectors run against the same text and you get the full picture — not one confident-looking number from a single vendor.

Detector Suite

Paste text or point at a file. Every applicable detector runs and the results are compared side by side.

  • GPTZero — commercial AI-text probability
  • GLTR — token-rank prediction analysis
  • DetectGPT — curvature-based machine-text scoring
  • Binoculars — cross-perplexity ratio
  • Watermark — provider watermark signal scan
  • Deepfake — synthetic media indicators

Where It Gets Used

Checking submissions and essays before publishing, screening content you did not write, auditing your own drafts, and validating media that arrived unexpectedly.

Honest Results

No detector is perfect, and the app says so. You get the signals, the confidence, and the caveats — not a fake certainty score.

The Privacy Suite

// Actually Private

Not a settings page with checkboxes. Real tooling, wired into the app, working on your machine.

Tor Integration

Route supported traffic through Tor, check whether the circuit is live, and confirm what the outside world actually sees.

Encrypted DNS

Switch your resolver to DNS-over-HTTPS or DNS-over-TLS so lookups are not readable in plain text on the local network.

VPN Kill Switch

A Windows Firewall rule that blocks outbound traffic if the VPN drops, so there is never a window where your traffic runs unprotected.

3-Pass Secure Delete

Overwrite file contents three times before unlinking, so deleted material cannot be carved back out of the drive.

Encrypted Audit Log

Every privacy action is recorded to a local encrypted log you can inspect and then wipe — so you can verify the claims yourself.

Data Sweep

Clear the search cache, usage metrics and audit history in one command when you want a clean slate.

Why I'm Building This

// The Mission

I'm a driven builder who believes everyone deserves software that works for them — not for advertisers, not for data brokers, not for quarterly metrics. Just for the person sitting at the keyboard.

I'm also someone with a past. I'm justice-impacted, and I've made the choice every single day to leave that behind and build something that matters. This app is the proof. Where you've been doesn't decide where you're going — and neither should your PC hold your life hostage.

LUNCHIE'SWORLD exists to give you control over your own machine. Your PC shouldn't be a mystery. It shouldn't crash, slow down, or leak about you without your knowledge. When something breaks you deserve a straight answer in plain English — not a cryptic error code, and not a "registry cleaner" that manufactures problems to sell you a fix.

Privacy isn't a feature here. It's the foundation. Your data never leaves your machine unless you choose to send it. No telemetry. No usage tracking. No "anonymous analytics" that aren't anonymous. We don't sell your information and we don't share it.

The free tier stays free forever — scanning, diagnosis and 5 AI chats a day, no bait-and-switch. Every fix writes a restore point before it runs. Every change is one you approved.

I'm building a sustainable business and a future I can be proud of, but the only way to get both is to be actually better for you. Read the full mission →

Simple, Fair Pricing

Every tier includes the full 30-day trial. No credit card required to start.

Free
$0
forever

After your 30-day trial, keep the essentials — permanently, not as an upsell.

  • ✓ PC health scans & crash diagnosis
  • ✓ Blue screen & driver crash explanations
  • ✓ Before/after health reports
  • ✓ 5 AI chats per day
  • ✓ Local models, privacy suite, AI detection
  • ✗ One-click fixes
  • ✗ Scheduled maintenance & driver updates
  • ✗ Predictive failure alerts
YOURS AFTER THE TRIAL
Max
$129
/ year

For power users, families, and people who fix PCs for a living.

  • ✓ Everything in Pro
  • ✓ Predictive hardware failure alerts
  • ✓ Remote web dashboard (manage 5 PCs)
  • ✓ Multi-PC license (up to 5)
  • ✓ Priority support
  • ✓ Early beta access to new tools
  • ✓ Referral credits (earn free months)

14-day money-back guarantee on any first purchase. Cancel any time from the app or at lunchiesworld.com/portal.

Questions?

You automatically switch to the Free tier. PC scans, crash analysis, the privacy suite, AI detection and 5 AI chats per day stay free forever. Upgrade any time to unlock one-click fixes and automation.

A single 65 MB Windows app containing the PC doctor, 55 routed AI models across 13 providers, a catalogue of 200+ security tools, six AI-content detectors, regional threat research and the full privacy suite. Five Ollama models install locally on first run so the core AI works with no internet at all.

Yes. LUNCHIE'SWORLD is local-first — your PC's logs and files never leave your machine. Fixes run through Windows' own tooling with a System Restore point created first, and you approve every change. Cloud AI is only contacted when you choose a cloud model, and free cloud keys are optional.

It's built for defensive research, authorized penetration testing, CTF and education. Offensive tooling only activates against targets you have explicitly authorized in your own environment configuration — there is no scanning-the-internet default.

Pro covers 1 PC. Max covers up to 5 PCs with the remote dashboard. Every PC gets its own 30-day trial when first installed.

Pro and Max subscribers get a unique referral link. When someone signs up and upgrades through it, you both get 1 free month added to your subscription.

Credit and debit cards through Stripe. Subscriptions renew yearly and you can cancel any time in the app or at lunchiesworld.com/portal.

Yes — 14-day money-back guarantee on your first purchase. Email hello@lunchiesworld.com.

HOW WE OPERATE

Local-first, no cloud logs
Restore point before every fix
EV code-signed installer
14-day refund guarantee

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